Tyler: Welcome to our Doxie Clan's first blog post on the net. We will all take turns posting different aspects of daily life living with humans.
Logan: Is it working? Is this thing working yet?
Tyler: Yes Logan! If you would sit still and finish your bone maybe I can get our blog started. As I was saying.
Oscar: When can I post my stories on yard poops? Huh? Huh?
Tyler: Oscar, is that all you ever think about? Can you guys stop bothering me long enough so I can post out first blog on the net?
Megan: Who put you in charge there big guy? I don't remember us ever taking a vote on who would be in charge of the blog.
Tyler: Nobody put me in charge. I was just....
Megan: You sure sound like your in charge by the orders your giving. Your starting to sound like those humans that think we are their puppets. I sure the heck ain't going to be no puppet to a fellow doxie.
Tyler: As I was trying to say, as I was so RUDELY interrupted....is that we plan to post the goings on around here. From the new toys we have received, to our outdoor adventures, to all the good things we have torn up.
Megan: "RUDELY interrupted"???? When you get off this computer, I am go show you RUDE!!!!
Logan: Yea, I have some good stories I am going to be sharing on tearing stuff up. When my humans owners leave the house, it's P-A-R-T-Y T-I-M-E!!! Just yesterday, one of the humans left the kleenex box on the chair.......LOL, I had the best laugh watching him pick up the mess.
Oscar: Is it time for my poop stories? I have a good poop story I really want to tell.
Megan: Oscar, nobody is interested in your poop stories. I find the thought of you even discussing it with our readers sickening.
Oscar: Don't bother asking me to share some with you the next time we go out. I plan on eating it all by myself.
Megan: Folks he's just kidding. A proper lady like myself would never dare to indulge in something as poop eating.
Tyler: Then what do you call it there Miss Fancy? Cream of Doo? By the smell of your breath, I'd say you had a snack while on your last outside trip.
Tyler: Come on clan, there is no reason to get into an arguement. Let's all be civil to each other. There are 6 of us and we have to co-habitate together and get along.
Oscar: As the senior clan member in age, I'd have to say HA HA HA.....
Tyler: Madison, do you have anything you would like to say?
Madison: GRRR!! GRRR!! Leave me alone, I am trying sleep.
Kaley: Must you be so angry to everyone all the time?
Megan: Kaley, your such the one to talk.
Tyler: Well folks, that is it for our first blog entry. Check back soon for more blog entries from the Dachshunds Unlimited Clan. I would like to apologize for the actions of some of our clan members today. The excitement of being on the web has gotten us all worked up.
Until Next Time,
The Dachshunds Unlimited Clan
